We recently add the ladies to share their odd shaped penis stories and we got a lot of action over at Shine from stories micropenises to square ones that barely fit inside to huge inflated mushroom-like heads that made a girl literally run for the door! These are the stories you ladies have shared with us!
Micropenis. Yes these men are entitled to love and be loved like every other human being....and to enjoy themselves sexually of course....BUT DO NOT SPRING MICROPENIS ON A GIRL WHO HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP POTENTIAL. Save the micropenis for a woman who is serious about her feelings for you!! Thank God I had also made it clear before clothes came off that there would be no intercourse and I wasn't sure how far I was willing to go, period. Wiki micropenis....it was that bad. I was in shock. So much for some casual fun!!!! - Ashlea
I've seen a square one, and I mean really square. It didn't even come close to "fitting". - Chasity
I was so disappointed when I finally slept with a man who to me was perfect physically with his clothes on. What a let down to see his penis had no girth at all. went to the side and never came.... but thought he was Gods gift to women. - Angela
A very curved penis? There is a technical name for curvature of the penis. It is called Peyronie's Disease. A curved penis is one that has tissue or vascular damage. So, biologically speaking, a woman has every right to question any seeming abnormality in penis size, coloration or shape as it may relate to other health or genetically undesirable traits that could potentially be passed on to offspring. - Irene
My ex boyfriend had the perfect shape but his penis was crooked! Severely crooked!! It looked its worst when it wasn't hard. That thing hung with half of its length crooked to one side. I always felt tempted to bandage it up with a stick on each side and hope it would go straight after a few weeks. I know some women say that a crooked penis can give you pleasure in many ways cause the crooked tip hits many areas but I'm sorry, it's not pleasant to look at. It's the equivalent of a crooked nipple. A little bit of an eye sore!- Michelle
I once hooked up with his guy and yeah, we were both drunk, but his penis must have been maybe an inch bigger than a micropenis? That thing was soo small he could barely get it in. I tried to sit on him but each time I moved it would fall out since it was sooo small. You can't do many positions with a penis that small. Then to make matters worse he had soo much untrimmed pubic hairs it was soo gross. Like a little worm buried in grass. I got soo grossed out by the whole experience that I put my clothes on soo fast and seriously ran for the door. Poor guy, I don't know how he can manage with that micropenis!- Ashely J.
We'll share more responses this week so make sure to check them out!
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