Powder Room Talk

Confession: I've never masturbated

All my girlfriends keep telling me I need to come out of the cave and get myself a BOB (battery operated boyfriend). I have girlfriends recommend me their favorite gadgets and explain to me in such enthusiastic detail the difference a toy has made in their sexual life. Some even prefer a vibrator to some casual sex. There's this joke that "Well, at least BOB can't get me pregnant, give me a disease, or break my heart."

Perhaps all that is true but I rather take my chances with a man.

I'm 27 years old and although I'm sexually active I've never used a vibrator or have masturbated. Yes, it may shock you but that's the truth. I have never been curious about using a toy or touching myself. One time while in the shower I did what most women have done, I've spread my legs while sitting down on the shower and allowed the shower head to pour some hot water on my vagina. It felt nice for a second but it didn't produce any curiosity in me to use some fingers and go downtown right in the shower.

Girl Talk: The Guy with the turtle head penis

About six months I hooked up with Tim. On our first date we went to a club and before we hit the dance floor we were grabbing each other and I could swear I felt a descent sized bulge. Two weeks later I was at his place watching a movie but we all know how that goes and 30 minutes into it we were getting hot and heavy on his couch. Under no influence of alcohol or loud music the bulge appeared less exciting than it did that night but I figured I was probably close to drunk and continued to unzip his pants. I reached inside his boxers and almost got caught in some unruly bushes (huge turn off!) Why can't some men trim before sex? Nothing wrong with going grizzly Adams when you're not gonna have any visitors but when you know there's a chance at sex why not prepare for it? We ladies do!

Confession: A Girl Shares Her First Threesome

Ladies, this is our very first Powder Room Confession. If you want to share a confession but want to keep your identity private and protect others in your story then you can write under the pseudonym Carmen Sutra. Contact us!

About a year ago my boyfriend and I decided to have a threesome. We were out one night with some classmates and after having a few drinks we began to flirt with one of my classmates and before midnight we all decided to go back to my place for sex. Ana, my classmate, was a petite Latina with a hot body so I was excited to have my first girl on girl action. I always said that if I was ever gonna do a girl on girl or bring another person into the bedroom the person would need to be hot and Ana sure was. We arrived at my place and while Ana was taking a shower and shaving getting ready for things my boyfriend and I decided to go down on each other right on the sofa to warm up. I have to admit that was probably our best oral sex. Maybe because we both felt we were doing something taboo and we were ready to have a threesome? All I know is that we had our best oral sex.

Powder Room Confessions: Anal Sex Turn offs

Dear Men, not every woman is down with the backdoor boom boom pow. Some of you tried being sneaky about it, you know who you are! You try to sneak your chiquita banana like we're not going to notice there's a penis in our backdoor?

These ladies want to share with you men what turns us off about anal sex with you!

I hate men who ask, "do you wanna try anal?" Umm no! Why do all men ask that question? Don't they know that most women are not into anal? That is the biggest turn off for me cause I hate men who want the easy road and expect the woman to say, "sure, I've never tried it but go ahead and stick it in me since you asked."  It's not that simple, most of us don't like it and it's too painful. WORK HARD FOR IT. -Pamela, GA

For the longest I had this crush on this really hot guy and after many failed plans we finally hooked up one night at his place. We began doing some foreplay and out of nowhere he gets up from the bed and takes out a half empty bottle of KY from his dresser and just as he's opening it he taps me on my thigh and asks, 'hey you wanna bend over and try some anal baby?" WTF??? I was horrified that this asshole would think I would easily bend ove and give him anal? I smiled and said, "sure, maybe later". What's best? Well, after I had my orgasm from sitting on him I told him that my stomach hurt and I needed to use the restroom quickly. I sat there for a few minutes with the faucet running and I was just messing with my hair and going through his shit. After 10 mins, I walked out and told him I was having severe cramps and couldn't continue.

He got NOOO orgasms and he sure didn't get the backdoor sex he was expecting. He was so upset as I began to dress and left his place shortly thereafter. Haha, he probably had to use the KY on himself. Loser! ;) -M, 26 NY

I HATE the sneaky men that try to sneak their penis in your backdoor. Like seriously? How about if I sneak a finger up your butt? Hmm, would you like that? Is so disrespectful and a HUGE turn off. I will NEVER give my backdoor to any man that tries to sneak it inside of me. Have some respect for us and learn to back off when told. When we say "no, I don't wanna try it. " We mean "no". Don't be sneaky. - Carrie, 38, FL

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Girl Talk: My first anal experience

Last year I actually tried anal for the very first time. Honestly, had I not met el "papi chulo" I probably wouldn't be open to anal sex ever. Why? because I always thought it was not my thing. Anal sex always sounded so painful and nasty; meaning, am I going to have an accident? Is action on a one-way street right? Well, umm no! 

I read what women say about it and I was saying the same thing last year.  For awhile he asked for some backdoor action (like any man inhabiting in this planet) but I always cut him with a simple, "sure, let me try it on you first" and that usually ends that conversation quickly.

Powder Room Confessions: The Backdoor Talks!

Ever had any backdoor love? Well, these ladies did and they're sharing their backdoor confessions.

Remember sharing is caring so share your stories!

A few years ago when I was in my early 20's and clearly naive I dated that man that knew nothing of foreplay and only knew how to stick his dick inside a semi-wet vagina. But I was soo into him and didn't have much sexual experience to know any better (ugh, ignorance isn't often a bliss!) So one afternoon while I was taking a shower getting ready for school he decides to join me inside the shower and we start fooling around and I don't know what the hell got into me that I decided to let him attempt anal sex on me. He bends me over and I'm holding to that metal towel rack in those sliding shower doors and can you believe that idiot tried to pour some conditioner on his dick as lubrication?!?

Out of no where I see his hand reach up and grab my conditioner and I'm thinking, "Is this fool gonna wash his hair right now? WTF?" and when I ask him he tells me all nonchalant that he was trying to put some conditioner on his dick so it would go in smoother?

Like seriously? A freaking conditioner? Was he hoping to detangle my ass?- Ms. M, 26 FL

One night my boyfriend and I decide to take a shower at my parent's house (big mistake!) My parents were cool with it since we practically lived together for almost 3 years and my parents weren't even legally married so they were very open minded and non-traditional. Well, my boyfriend and I start fooling around in the shower and we went to have sex in the shower and while I bent over for some doggy style he accidentally sticks the head almost inside my butt, like it penetrated the surface of my anus and OMG I let out this bloody scream that my parents and everyone in the house freaked out thinking either of us were hurt in there. They even knocked on the door! I was in sooo much pain I seriously felt I was gonna pass out right in the shower, I literally lost my breath for a second and almost blacked out. He had to hold me up and let me out of the shower so I can get some air. It hurt so freaking much that I bowed to never do any anal.

We both know any sex or foreplay is taken care of outside the shower. I'm surprised I didn't crap in the shower or bled to death - Kim, 35 FL

I should've known better than to allow the most sexually inexperienced man handle any backdoor action. This man only had about 3 lovers before (all within a 4 yr span so you know this man barely got any ass) One night I let him fool around backdoor since he was dying to try anal and I had some experience so I figured if anything, I can lead the way. Well, here I am laying down on the bed getting aroused by his kisses and touches and out of nowhere I feel this stabbing-like penetration inside my butt and this man stuck his finger (with an uneven fingernail that needed filing!!) so hard at first that I jumped up screaming. It was soo painful I seriously felt I was bleeding back there. I got so upset that I got up and got dressed so quickly I didn't even allow him enough time to put on his shoes and asked him to leave my apartment. That hurt so much the next day that I went MIA on him! NEVER again gave him the time of day- Carmen, FL

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One night stand gone small

  

So this week I wanted to dedicate the first round of Powder Room Talk Confessions to those "one night stands gone bad" cause I'm sure some of you ladies may have a story to share in this dept. :)

One of my girlfriends shared her first ever one night stand gone small (I could barely hold my laughter, it's one of those "girl I'm glad it wasn't me" laughs lol)

 

Martinigrl wrote:

Last year I was celebrating my birthday in Vegas and was feeling a little adventurous. I recently lost weight and wanted to show off my new body. I met this guy at the Aqua Lounge club and we hung out for awhile. He wasn't really gorgeous but he lived in Vegas and was an IT Analyst so I though the he could probably be someone I can make out with since I didn't want to hook up with some male stripper or total whore and I did come across a lot of those in Vegas! Seriously, a lot of guys hang out at the clubs to just see if there's a woman out there who would sleep with them. They usually hang out at the bars and wait for the women to reach that tipsy point on which your standards drop down a few pegs. 

 After a few drinks and talking he invited me to his place but I didn't think it would be safe since it was just him and I so we went to his car to make out. He was an ok kisser so I figured I would just skip it and go straight for the sex since I wanted to have a Vegas experience. We started kissing and he began rubbing my pussy over my pants and I started touching him and eventually touched his cock. I could tell he wasn't hard so I thought more touching will do the trick. I was at it for like 8 FREAKING mins and yet that thing felt dead. Like it took a couple of pain killers and decided to say goodby to this cruel world. What was even worse than a comatosed cock was the fact that it felt to be very small. Freaskishly small. I felt I was fondling a young boy. It felt so weird. I mean I know we had a few drinks but the guys I've been with before even though they didn't have an erection you could feel they had a normal sized penis you know. His was so small I don't think it was normal. He told me if he put on a condom and I got on top he'll get harder but that thing was not getting any harder or bigger. My thumb was probably bigger! I just got so upset and disappointed and at the same time I just wanted to let it a big laugh since seriously, what are the freaking changes of that happening to me on the first night AND in Vegas! 

So I just opened his car door and walked out. I got out and told him I was feeling nauseous which I'm sure he's heard before and wasn't buying since he immediately started up the car and drove off. Perhaps it was a blessing in disguise and it wasn't meant to have a one night stand in Vegas.. thank you God! LOL...

 

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