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Things You Didn't Know About The Penis

Ladies, lets get those dollar bills out and let's start measuring up the men. No really, did you know that a dollar bill is six inches long?

The average erect penis is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long. A micropenis, which we'll talk about later, is less than 2.75 inches long when erect.

If your guy is hung like a horse then consider yourself lucky since only 15% of men are over 7 inches and only 3% are over 8 inches.

Did you know there are 2 types of penises? One kind expands and lengthens when erect (grower). The other kind although it appears to rise to the ocassion most of the time, it doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

85% of women say they're satisfied with their partner's penis while 45% of men wish they had a bigger one.

Smoking can shrink the penis by about a centimeter. Why? Erections are all about bloodflow and lighting up can calcify the blood vessels. Hmm, makes you wonder if Malboro man had a little gherkin.

Average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. For ladies? 23 seconds. Sometimes it pays to be a lady!

Only 1 men in 400 is flexible enough to give himself a blowjob. The other 359 tried their best to curl up their legs and touch the tip of their penis with their tongue but they failed. I'm positive every man has tried this at least once. Why? Because I know one that confessed to it.

There's a difference between a small penis and a micropenis. A man with a micropenis will have an infant-size penis (less than 2.75 inches long when erect). Don't worry ladies, the chances of you meeting a guy with a micropenis are very small (no pun intended of course) since only about 6% of men have a micropenis.

Contrary to your inbox there is no magic pill that can make a penis larger. But a man can hit the gym and lose that body fat around the tummy area-losing stomach fat can make the penis appear bigger. Also, trimming the bush can give the illusion of a bigger penis.

If you enjoyed reading this check out our talk on semen.

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How do we know all these facts at the powder room? Thanks to:

CBSNews

Men's Health

Life Science

Ladies Share Odd Shaped Penis Stories

We recently add the ladies to share their odd shaped penis stories and we got a lot of action over at Shine from stories micropenises to square ones that barely fit inside to huge inflated mushroom-like heads that made a girl literally run for the door! These are the stories you ladies have shared with us!

Micropenis. Yes these men are entitled to love and be loved like every other human being....and to enjoy themselves sexually of course....BUT DO NOT SPRING MICROPENIS ON A GIRL WHO HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP POTENTIAL. Save the micropenis for a woman who is serious about her feelings for you!! Thank God I had also made it clear before clothes came off that there would be no intercourse and I wasn't sure how far I was willing to go, period. Wiki micropenis....it was that bad. I was in shock. So much for some casual fun!!!! - Ashlea

Man With Biggest Penis In The World is Unemployed

You would think having the world's biggest penis puts you ahead of the male competition but sadly, that's not the case for Jonah Falcon who holds the world's record for the biggest penis. At a scary 13.5 inches long, 39 year old Falcon refuses to use his God given python for the porn industry saying, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

Hmm I dunno Jonah. When you're 39 yrs. old, unemployed and living with your mami I don't think you should be that picky. If you have it, flaunt it Falcon!

This weekend I was having a conversation with a guy who, of course, was calling the whole "world's biggest penis" a bluff but then he went on to say something interesting that may diffuse the fantasy or curiosity a few women may have about seeing a Jonah Falcon naked. Apparently, a man that huge can't keep an erection long enough for intercourse?

Perhaps this is the reason why Jonah Falcon is not giving porn a try?

Ladies, what do you think about Falcon's size? Obviously he's not boyfriend material but if you were brave would you want to have some of that python?

Girl Talk: Odd Shaped Penis Stories

Ladies, I'm sure that when it comes to cocks we've seen them all. From the porn material penis that make us sigh and brag about to our girlfriends to the small ones and the awkardly shaped ones that make us cringe and run for the door! We ladies have seen at least one that makes it into the hall of shame so sit back and think on that one you wish you would've never taken off your clothes for.

As one of our chicas over at our Facebook Fan page said:

Well I started to hook up with one guy and not only was it crooked, but it a a giant birthmark on it. I couldn't do anything after I saw it. It grossed me out too bad!

Quickies: Are bulges sexy?

Do you find this bulge sexy? I do and we talked about it before when we were salivating over Beckham's Armani bulge.

Bulges are the male version of cleavages and bikini camel toes. They're a tease and get you all worked up wondering just how big he really is under those briefs.

Do You Prefer Your Man Cut vs. Uncut?

Ladies, when it comes to penises I'm sure we've all come across different shapes and sizes and if you live in the US most likely you've seen them circumcised.

There's always the hygienic pro of a cut penis but does it really make a difference during sex?

Visually, the circumcised penis is more inviting- the head looks visibly clean, there's no foreskin to deal with, and most ladies will agree that when it comes to oral sex we prefer the cut version.

What do you think? Is there a significant difference during sex?

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Quickies: Size DOES Matter

So we've covered a lot of "size matters" talk on here and while a few will argue that size has nothing to do with pleasuring a woman and that in the end, it's not the size but the foreplay and how he stimulates the clit, ladies, we all prefer a man who is hung!

Size does matter and men know it. They've spent all their life sizing up in locker rooms and wishing they had porn dicks. They've pulled out a ruler and have measured themselves. Many have obsessed with the idea of having a beast-like male organ. And we've obsessed with the desire for our men to have a beast-like male organ.

Size matters. We ladies know it and men know it too. Big cocks spark curiosity and desire. Some women are frighten by them but the majority of us will light up at the sight of one.

Size has always symbolized manhood and power.

Big cocks will always be the Channel No. 5- Never goes out of style.

Women always remember the HUGE men they've been with. Regardless how "undateable" these men were or how many lovers we've had after them, we'll always say, "yeah he was a jerk but damn he had a huge dick".

 

Girl Talk: The guy with the penis smaller than a highlighter

 

She made the line at Target like she was the hottest thing out of the 32811 zip code. I'm not gonna hate on her and say she wasn't pretty cause she was. She wore an enormous diamond on her finger that blinded you. Any woman in line would just wonder, "Hmm, must be nice!" but this girl here didn't envy a thing about her.
 
You see, she didn't know me but I knew enough about her. One of my girlfriends had dated this girl's hubby last year and aside from a list of flaws the thing that bugged her the most was the fact that at the end of the day, this guy had a penis the size of a highlighter. I remember her opening her drawer at work and pulling out a highlighter and waving it, "You see this? This is bigger than him!"
 
She went on to say, "Even my toothbrush is thicker!" 

Four Signs He's got a small penis

 

Ladies, can you spot a small guy? Well, let's share these interesting signs shared by other ladies and see if we can code him!

Small men have BIG egos:

A small man has struggled all through out life knowing he's the minnow in the big and vast male ocean so he has mastered the art of creating an ego bigger than size and creating the illusion that even though he's a half-pint he's more valuable than gold. Their skyscraper egos are a result from excelling at the idea of "success". These man have extravagant lifestyles, over the top cars that the average man with an average size penis could probably not afford, a BIG network of friends and connections. He's that Chihuahua with a Rottweiler bark, you follow me?

Do Skinny Men have a bigger penis?

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In the last few months I've become more open (I've lowered my standards a bit) to date men of different shapes. Perhaps you're new to this blog so let me give you a quick story about "el flaco". El flaco (english: the skinny man) was this tall and skinny Puerto Rican man with barely any meat attached to his bones who I fell head over heels for about a year and a half ago. The truth is, he was the biggest and still holds this title and I've never been over him.

Ladies, once you have a man who is HUNG and does it to you like no one man has between the sheets it's very hard to not compare and sadly, some men will never do.